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Welcome to my shitty blog yo.

bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

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If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE:We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA:I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY:You leave me with jumbled words.
RED:I'm in love with you.
PINK:I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE:You're hot.
CHARTREUSE:I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL:We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE:You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE:I dislike your page.
YELLOW:PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE:PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN:I find you cute.
BLACK:I would date you.
BROWN:I dislike you.

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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sophieandace:

pila-pila:

1+1 = Ed

The episode where they all became self aware

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sirkowski:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

(pretty sure some of these are fake though)

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour

OMFG. It’s back. Forever reblog.

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